#1. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
#2. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
#3. What can you catch but not throw?
#4. What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
#5. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
#6. I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
#7. Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
#8. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
#9. I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
#10. I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
I HAVE MOST OF THE JOKES YOU HAVE..... AWWWW HOW COOL!!!!
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